Monday, November 15, 2010

Blow your nose and ...

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

http://www.101funjokes.com/elevator_jokes.htm

Sell Girl Scout cookies...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Sell Girl Scout cookies.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/elevator-jokes

Whistle the first seven notes ...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Whistle the first seven notes of "It`s a Small World" incessantly.


http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/elevator-jokes

Grimace painfully while smacking ...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
 

On the highest floor...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

A business man got on ...

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

http://www.101funjokes.com/elevator_jokes.htm

Greet everyone getting on the elevator ...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/elevator-jokes

Lean over to another passenger ...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/elevator-jokes

When arriving at your floor...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
 

Make race car noises ...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.